May 31, 2011
Corpus-based word frequency lists, collocates, and n-grams
August 6, 2008
“ I pulled the second Fatal Frame out of the disc tray and threw it across the room, once. I had to make absolutely sure that it wouldn’t get back in.
Penny Arcade! - Anguish.jpg
June 23, 2008

Yahoo Headquarters Tour on Yahoo! Video

May 13, 2008

If you lose your phone you get an STD

  • Lisa: if you have time
  • Lisa: I was thinking I could tell you the magic word if you met me for lunch
  • David: I can do that
  • David: I'm starving
  • David: I don't have my phone though
  • David: left it in my other pants
  • David: might be a lil hard to coordinate
  • Lisa: pick a restaurant and a time
  • Lisa: people have been doing that for centuries before cell phones were invented
  • David: people were dying of simple bacterial infections before antibiotics were invented, too
  • David: wanna revive that while you're at it?
  • Lisa: there's a twitter / bacterial infection joke in here somewhere
  • Lisa: but I can't find it
  • David: I think it involves syphilis
  • Lisa: >_<
May 8, 2008

It just keeps on comin

  • David Horn: but let's go to the mall
  • Lisa Brewster: ok
  • Lisa Brewster: which mall?
  • David Horn: a mall with an apple store
  • Lisa Brewster: there should be an apple store across from charlotte russo at UTC
  • Lisa Brewster: a store I like =]
  • David Horn: is this a win/win?
  • Lisa Brewster: more like mac/win

PoundcakeMonkey

  • Lisa Brewster: there needs to be
  • Lisa Brewster: a greasemonkey script
  • Lisa Brewster: that shows me if someone is following people I follow
  • Lisa Brewster: and, even better
  • Lisa Brewster: shows me conversations that those people may have shared amongst each other
  • David Horn: there needs to be a greasemonkey script that makes me poundcake
  • David Horn: nom nom nom
  • Lisa Brewster: !!!
  • Lisa Brewster: plz2not turn me into a greasemonkey script
  • Lisa Brewster: kthx
  • Lisa Brewster: /me gives you big "I eated your cookie" eyes
  • David Horn: why not?
  • David Horn: you already practically live in firefox
  • Lisa Brewster: we haven't fully considered the implications of having my source code publicly available
April 29, 2008
We Tell Stories - 'Hard Times' by Matt Mason & Nicholas Felton
April 25, 2008

Bill Clinton’s last days in the White House. An oldie, but I just found it again on youtube.

April 23, 2008
“ It’s not that I don’t get it. I do. I didn’t understand the allure until I truly grasped what Twitter’s deep intimacy with SMS allowed - a universally available thought machine, my own Ixian dictatel. And this with a built in editor, a hundred and forty character cage to excise my worst propensities. I tried to include them there, in that very sentence: unnecessary poetry and an addiction to verbiage. A need to analyze my own writing, in writing, while I am writing it, makes up the third sin. I may also have a problem with italics.
Penny Arcade! - Le Twittre

She's such a lady

  • David Horn: seriously though
  • David Horn: try avoiding swearing in your speech altogether for a while
  • David Horn: see if people treat you differently
  • Lisa Brewster: /me grumbles in a general way
  • David Horn: or not
  • Lisa Brewster: I just uploaded a picture to flickr
  • Lisa Brewster: of a penis
  • Lisa Brewster: is that still ok?
  • David Horn: haha
  • David Horn: you did?
  • David Horn: where?
  • Lisa Brewster: the one on the ucsd campus
  • Lisa Brewster: made out of blue tape
  • David Horn: you don't need to ask me if it's ok
  • David Horn: you've got my approval
  • David Horn: it's just up to you if you like the kind of results you get
  • Lisa Brewster: I was being...
  • Lisa Brewster: something
  • Lisa Brewster: I wasn't really asking
  • David Horn: I figured
  • David Horn: but you caught me in the middle of trying to make a point
  • Lisa Brewster: well you caught me in the middle of uploading a penis
  • Lisa Brewster: so there
  • David Horn: yeah well
  • David Horn: I'm quoting this on tumblr
  • David Horn: so the last laugh is mine
  • Lisa Brewster: "shit"