June 2011
0 posts
1 tag
Corpus-based word frequency lists, collocates, and... →
August 2008
1 post
“I pulled the second Fatal Frame out of the disc tray and threw it across the...”
– Penny Arcade! - Anguish.jpg
June 2008
1 post
WatchYahoo Headquarters Tour on Yahoo! Video
May 2008
3 posts
If you lose your phone you get an STD
Lisa: if you have time
Lisa: I was thinking I could tell you the magic word if you met me for lunch
David: I can do that
David: I'm starving
David: I don't have my phone though
David: left it in my other pants
David: might be a lil hard to coordinate
Lisa: pick a restaurant and a time
Lisa: people have been doing that for centuries before cell phones were invented
David: people were dying of simple bacterial infections before antibiotics were invented, too
David: wanna revive that while you're at it?
Lisa: there's a twitter / bacterial infection joke in here somewhere
Lisa: but I can't find it
David: I think it involves syphilis
Lisa: >_
It just keeps on comin
David Horn: but let's go to the mall
Lisa Brewster: ok
Lisa Brewster: which mall?
David Horn: a mall with an apple store
Lisa Brewster: there should be an apple store across from charlotte russo at UTC
Lisa Brewster: a store I like =]
David Horn: is this a win/win?
Lisa Brewster: more like mac/win
PoundcakeMonkey
Lisa Brewster: there needs to be
Lisa Brewster: a greasemonkey script
Lisa Brewster: that shows me if someone is following people I follow
Lisa Brewster: and, even better
Lisa Brewster: shows me conversations that those people may have shared amongst each other
David Horn: there needs to be a greasemonkey script that makes me poundcake
David Horn: nom nom nom
Lisa Brewster: !!!
Lisa Brewster: plz2not turn me into a greasemonkey script
Lisa Brewster: kthx
Lisa Brewster: /me gives you big "I eated your cookie" eyes
David Horn: why not?
David Horn: you already practically live in firefox
Lisa Brewster: we haven't fully considered the implications of having my source code publicly available
April 2008
13 posts
We Tell Stories - 'Hard Times' by Matt Mason &... →
“It’s not that I don’t get it. I do. I didn’t understand the...”
– Penny Arcade! - Le Twittre
She's such a lady
David Horn: seriously though
David Horn: try avoiding swearing in your speech altogether for a while
David Horn: see if people treat you differently
Lisa Brewster: /me grumbles in a general way
David Horn: or not
Lisa Brewster: I just uploaded a picture to flickr
Lisa Brewster: of a penis
Lisa Brewster: is that still ok?
David Horn: haha
David Horn: you did?
David Horn: where?
Lisa Brewster: the one on the ucsd campus
Lisa Brewster: made out of blue tape
David Horn: you don't need to ask me if it's ok
David Horn: you've got my approval
David Horn: it's just up to you if you like the kind of results you get
Lisa Brewster: I was being...
Lisa Brewster: something
Lisa Brewster: I wasn't really asking
David Horn: I figured
David Horn: but you caught me in the middle of trying to make a point
Lisa Brewster: well you caught me in the middle of uploading a penis
Lisa Brewster: so there
David Horn: yeah well
David Horn: I'm quoting this on tumblr
David Horn: so the last laugh is mine
Lisa Brewster: "shit"
Madrox on brightkite.com →
You Have To Burn The Rope →
The one flash game you should play this year.
“This is Palo Alto we’re talking about. There should be no live chickens in Palo...”
– Comcast, Twitter And The Chicken (trust me, I have a point)
And wear dark sunglasses at night
David Horn: I'm sure people are mapping twitter's social graph and figuring out who to target
David Horn: am I a bad person for wanting to be that mapper?
Lisa Brewster: no
Lisa Brewster: you don't want to use that knowledge for evil
David Horn: ...
Lisa Brewster: ...right?
David Horn: I like evil
David Horn: evil is cool
Lisa Brewster: no!
Lisa Brewster: no evil!
David Horn: but I look good in black!
David Horn: I could wear trenchcoats in the summer
David Horn: and grow a goatee
Lisa Brewster: bad statistician!
Lisa Brewster: /me bops you
David Horn: =[
“The obscure planet of Azeroth was found to harbor a dizzying selection of...”
– StarCraft II announces new unit: Tauren Marine
“After ages spent singing of the heroic exploits of others, the bards of Azeroth...”
– Introducing the Bard hero class (World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King)
7 Pains You Shouldn't Ignore →
Browsershots →
Test your web design in different browsers
Recreations of famous Hitchcock scenes →
“Alfred Hitchcock left a peerless legacy of the stylishly macabre. In this year’s Hollywood Portfolio, Keira Knightley, Javier Bardem, Seth Rogen, and other stars channel iconic moments from the director’s greatest hits. Here are the results.”
March 2008
19 posts
“Freebase is an open database of the world’s information. It is built by the...”
– Freebase
Is OpenID Being Exploited By The Big Internet... →
WatchAwareness Test Video
Lisa: i gotta get to the airport soon
David: are you gonna fly without id again?
Lisa: that's the plan
Lisa: the government will never know I was here, rahahaha!
David: yeah, unless they use one of the other myriad of sources to see where you've been
David: fire eagle
David: twitter
David: flickr
Lisa: dodgeball
Lisa: I was one of the top dodgeball users in austin this week
David: way to stick it to the man
A joke no one will laugh at
Allison: Last night I went to a dinner where they had a tasting of Matisse brand scotch. I asked, 'what about the Seurat Syrah'?
David: Did you proclaim the scotch to be your Fauvorite?
February 2008
17 posts
World of Goo (wow) →
Totally quoting out of context
Lisa: life isn't too bad
Lisa: still too sweet
syncope
WatchAddon studio for WoW
Mobile WoW officially being considered - WOW... →
I would be using something like this all the time if I still played. Mobile integration with virtual worlds…I’m surprised it hasn’t already been done.
Markee Dry Erase Paint →
When I have a place I can paint the walls of, I’m totally doing this.
God Plays Dice: Why g ~ π² →
Some of her assumptions are off, but right in principle.
The marriage ceremony exchanged vows and private...
Justin: I read your twitters...
Justin: I look at your icon...
Justin: We're practically married.